February 2012
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January 2012
214 posts
Bill Maher: If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world in one night -
Steve Burg: No, I don’t believe in Santa Claus.
Bill Maher: Of course not... That’s one man flying all around the world and dropping presents down a chimney. That’s ridiculous. One man hearing everybody murmur to him at the same time - that I get.
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lmao how fucking ironic would it be if jesus...
People think you're shy if you're quiet.
Really, i don’t want to offend anyone by blowing their ideas and beliefs out of the water with words that are too big for them to understand.
baziing!
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“Inside every cynical person is a dissapointed idealist.”
– George Carlin (via keepingoutoftrouble)
